Tmz word of the day1/31/2024 ![]() He failed, as he was Dead on Arrival at the hospital. They might stop Jumping in front of moving vehicles now.īy the time the dust of this apprehension settled, a LASTMA operative lay on the asphalt struggling to hang on to his life. That is after they must have sent you and your gang of braggers to Bama jail, a prison surrounded by a lake filled with angry, malnousrished reptiles. They normally duly round up anyone who has ever taken a loan from you, ever given you a loan, or ever said good morning to you. In the heady days of military rule, merely uttering the possibility of you and your guys going to war against any part of Nigeria normally gets the NSO (as they were known then) or the SSS(as they are known now) on your case. We can’t afford to go to that particular event and disgrace ourselves in front of a stadium filled with some of the world’s prettiest women. Ok, I will not look back in anger, but I will ask that, like many of the other countries that went for the Olympics, we should start preparations right now for Rio 2016. ![]() ![]() On social media, the Minister of Sport and his tenders were engaged in many firefights with distraught Nigerians who couldn’t understand why a Jamboree with a claimed price tag of 2.2 billion naira of taxpayers money couldn’t even at least fetch us a Bronze medal, a medal valued at less than $5! Even Blessing Okagbare came last, leading to many Nigerians wondering if Warri’s claim to not carrying last is not questionable. Many made it to the final, only to come last or somewhere close to the back. There were clear signs of a poorly prepared band of revellers, who were in London to see the Queen (same Queen that made her entrance known to them by jumping out of an helicopter with no other person than the super hero of yon, James Bond…yeah, they could have fooled me!). One after the other, like a pack of cards, our Olympians faltered. The Famous Team Nigeria of 2012 -See Their fine dresses, how much of the 2.2 bn naira went to making these?
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